Jupiter Gets a Big Ass Red Rash, Global Warming?

First Mars, now Jupiter. What on earth, err our solar system, could be going on? Could it be the solar output increase the Russians have been writing about for years is actually true? Hmmm, flat earth indeed!

For 300 years astronomers have observed 1 red spot on Jupiter. In the last couple years, two more have formed. Cause...heating at the equator. Time for Algore to fire up the Moonraker and get rid of this damn rash before people on Earth start thinking for themselves!

Jupiter's recent outbreak of red spots is likely related to large scale climate change as the gas giant planet is getting warmer near the equator.